Virginity

Today I was reading a book that said "Virginity is the special gift you can only give once--present it cautiously."
An anonymous friend of mine called me today and we had an interesting conversation. I picked up the phone and I heard "***** and I had sex last night! I finally lost my virginity!!!" Oh my. I love this girl dearly, and she knows it. I do not frown upon what she decides to do because I know she is responsible. The part that freaked me out is that she is two MONTHS older than I am. Oh, and if she is reading this...YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT DICK HEAD!!!
I guess virginity is the theme of the day.

Okay, so Kahne Freak and I were goofing off in the lab yesterday, and for some reason we were on the badger page. We found a link to another page that had all these stupid cartoons. I wanted to watch the stupidest one ever. It was great.
What did I get from it?
"And then he died, which was fortunate for me because he stopped hassaling me." It was so stupid. This lady was using her cat as a machine gun and the cat asked her to stop.