These are my reasons.
- He is attractive.
- Apparently he gets around.
- He is hilarious.
- He is awesome.
- He is one of your best friends.
- He will be your roommate.
- I am positive it would piss you off to no end.
- He is the closest I can get to you.
Drunk me decided this was a legitimate goal, and sober me doesn't entirely disagree.
This should make for an interesting summer.
