I tried to switch to the new blogger.
The stupid thing wouldn't let me post.
Correction--it wouldn't let me view my dashboard.
I guess I have to stick with old blogger.
Unless I'm doing something stupid and can't properly click on the link that says "Dashboard".
Blah.
I had something to post about, but now I don't even feel like doing it anymore.
Pff.
Beaver, remind me to give you those monologues.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Friday, December 22, 2006
Just disregard the last post
Seriously, it's stupid, and half of it was from a stored post from a long time ago.
I would delete it, but it has the story of the sex pills, so I shall leave it up. Oh my goodness. I wish I could have counted the number of references made today about that bottle of pills.
So I never posted about the nonsense of Monday...here's how it went down:
Poser wrapped a stand,
J-J decided to drop out of the music at random intervals,
Chocolate told me I had a "fabulous rack",
I flashed Chocolate,
Cap'n Chocolate promised me a hug,
...and then Chocolate compared me to his sister.
...oh, would a few of those things sound a little less awkward if I said I had on blinking antlers?
Today was actually a crazy day.
I turned in a German project that was nowhere near to actually being finished.
A few people just gathered around laptops and watched Michael Jackson videos on youtube during Trig.
Chemistry rocked. We basically just made ice cream. Peanuts and I kicked the stuff across the floor and talked to HWSFRN. Somehow we got on the topic of butts...how, I do not know. Basically, the conclusion of that conversation ended up being that HWSFRN has a large bottom, but Chocolate's is bigger, but Mr. Peterson has the biggest butt in the world.
I think I may have actually managed to recrute Peanuts and Pink Piggy for the soccer team....and Poser said he'd think about managing :D
Chocolate promised me a hug for Christmas. He lied. During lunch Pink Piggy and I made little hearts all over his homework...good times.
So he pretended like he was going to hug me and then ran away. OOOO.
Too bad I sat next to him during the movie thinger.
That was amusing. I barely watched the movie because I was too busy whispering stuff in his ear. Alas, he still refused to hug me....and pouting did not work.
In the end, I threw a bag of chips at him and he hugged me.
Then I found out that when I was getting the chips Threw yelled at him and said he had to hug me or she'd hurt him.
Who cares. I still got my freaking hug.
FIELD TRIP:
We all took a field trip to my locker because it is the best thing in the world. Seriously. It is.
Hmm. However, Flew's, Giggle's, and Chocolate's lockers were anything but spectacular. Pink Piggy and I are having an extreme makeover locker edition. ....and I found out Chocolate's locker is popped, so I can just throw random stuff in there :P
Yeah, I tried uploading some pictures of Random Freshman, HWSFRN, and Beaver all in makeup. However, my computer is being stupid and saying the images cannot be found. Stupid.
Oh, I also have a picture of my fabulous locker, for those of you who have not held the beauty of its wonder upon your eyeballs.
I would delete it, but it has the story of the sex pills, so I shall leave it up. Oh my goodness. I wish I could have counted the number of references made today about that bottle of pills.
So I never posted about the nonsense of Monday...here's how it went down:
Poser wrapped a stand,
J-J decided to drop out of the music at random intervals,
Chocolate told me I had a "fabulous rack",
I flashed Chocolate,
Cap'n Chocolate promised me a hug,
...and then Chocolate compared me to his sister.
...oh, would a few of those things sound a little less awkward if I said I had on blinking antlers?
Today was actually a crazy day.
I turned in a German project that was nowhere near to actually being finished.
A few people just gathered around laptops and watched Michael Jackson videos on youtube during Trig.
Chemistry rocked. We basically just made ice cream. Peanuts and I kicked the stuff across the floor and talked to HWSFRN. Somehow we got on the topic of butts...how, I do not know. Basically, the conclusion of that conversation ended up being that HWSFRN has a large bottom, but Chocolate's is bigger, but Mr. Peterson has the biggest butt in the world.
I think I may have actually managed to recrute Peanuts and Pink Piggy for the soccer team....and Poser said he'd think about managing :D
Chocolate promised me a hug for Christmas. He lied. During lunch Pink Piggy and I made little hearts all over his homework...good times.
So he pretended like he was going to hug me and then ran away. OOOO.
Too bad I sat next to him during the movie thinger.
That was amusing. I barely watched the movie because I was too busy whispering stuff in his ear. Alas, he still refused to hug me....and pouting did not work.
In the end, I threw a bag of chips at him and he hugged me.
Then I found out that when I was getting the chips Threw yelled at him and said he had to hug me or she'd hurt him.
Who cares. I still got my freaking hug.
FIELD TRIP:
We all took a field trip to my locker because it is the best thing in the world. Seriously. It is.
Hmm. However, Flew's, Giggle's, and Chocolate's lockers were anything but spectacular. Pink Piggy and I are having an extreme makeover locker edition. ....and I found out Chocolate's locker is popped, so I can just throw random stuff in there :P
Yeah, I tried uploading some pictures of Random Freshman, HWSFRN, and Beaver all in makeup. However, my computer is being stupid and saying the images cannot be found. Stupid.
Oh, I also have a picture of my fabulous locker, for those of you who have not held the beauty of its wonder upon your eyeballs.
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Oh wow
So HWSFRN seriously being a jerk face to all his friends. No joke. It seems like he's treating everyone like shit---except it seems he's actually treating me nicer than he usually does.
Then again, I do listen to his heinously long stories.
Anyway. So during band today we were watching a movie. I went over to him and gave him his Christmas present. I went over and hid between Tall Creepy Guy and Locker Buddy to watch the reaction on his face.
It was priceless.
....I bought him sexual enhancement pills.
I gave him his real present (heinously cheesey kung fu movies and a couple keychains), and I'm pretty sure he was in shock. He said something about displaying the pills on his dresser or something...Idk.
Then I went back to sit down.
Nope.
NEVER in my life did I think I would hear the words "Give me a hug" come out of HWSFRN's mouth hole. No joke.
I thought he was kidding. He wasn't.
It wasn't even awkard or anything. It was long, though. Seriously, it was like a good 5 seconds.
Peanuts saw and all during lunch she kept saying really lame things like how cute it was.
Blah.
Then again, I do listen to his heinously long stories.
Anyway. So during band today we were watching a movie. I went over to him and gave him his Christmas present. I went over and hid between Tall Creepy Guy and Locker Buddy to watch the reaction on his face.
It was priceless.
....I bought him sexual enhancement pills.
I gave him his real present (heinously cheesey kung fu movies and a couple keychains), and I'm pretty sure he was in shock. He said something about displaying the pills on his dresser or something...Idk.
Then I went back to sit down.
Nope.
NEVER in my life did I think I would hear the words "Give me a hug" come out of HWSFRN's mouth hole. No joke.
I thought he was kidding. He wasn't.
It wasn't even awkard or anything. It was long, though. Seriously, it was like a good 5 seconds.
Peanuts saw and all during lunch she kept saying really lame things like how cute it was.
Blah.
Saturday, December 16, 2006
I'm not going to college
Has anyone else noticed all Mr. Peterson's stories start out like
a.) "My daughter hates me........"
b.) "When I went to Madison......."
c.) "HWSFRN, shut the hell up!"
You can probably tell by the post title that the story that sparked this post was option #b.
Yes, I realize "b" is not actually a number.
Yeah, he told us about when he was in college he'd read a book while walking down the street, study while riding a bike, and all that crap.
Wow.
Okay, I don't study. I do for chemistry...but that is it.
The story didn't get any better. He started throwing out all these statistics about people who start going to college but then drop out.
My conclusion:
college is going to suck ass.
That class didn't go very well. Mr. P heard EVERY awkward thing I said. Seriously. I say the stupidest stuff, and ALWAYS hears me.
...like when I was talking about riding a bike naked. Peanuts couldn't stop laughing on that one.
But alas, I do miss those casual Fridays.
a.) "My daughter hates me........"
b.) "When I went to Madison......."
c.) "HWSFRN, shut the hell up!"
You can probably tell by the post title that the story that sparked this post was option #b.
Yes, I realize "b" is not actually a number.
Yeah, he told us about when he was in college he'd read a book while walking down the street, study while riding a bike, and all that crap.
Wow.
Okay, I don't study. I do for chemistry...but that is it.
The story didn't get any better. He started throwing out all these statistics about people who start going to college but then drop out.
My conclusion:
college is going to suck ass.
That class didn't go very well. Mr. P heard EVERY awkward thing I said. Seriously. I say the stupidest stuff, and ALWAYS hears me.
...like when I was talking about riding a bike naked. Peanuts couldn't stop laughing on that one.
But alas, I do miss those casual Fridays.
Monday, December 11, 2006
A Beaver Excursion
Yeah.
So we had the forensics meeting this morning. HWSFRN scared the crap out of me when he snuck up behind me and said he wants me to be "his successor" as captain of the team next year. I'm surprised he doesn't want his golden boy, Random Freshman, to hit that up.
Kinda makes me giggle sometimes.....I think HWSFRN is getting pissed at RF. I'll walk into band and RF'll just make fun of HWSFRN...then when HWSFRN comes in I listen to him talk about how stupid RF is. Hmm.
Oh. So during German Peanuts said she was sorry. For what, I didn't know.
She worked with HWSFRN this weekend...but HE wasn't the one to say something embarrassing about me....it was HER!!!
Okay...so she's trying to get me a boyfriend.
Why? I do not know. She said she wants to "see me happy."
She thinks I need to shack up with Tall Creepy Guy. Her reason? Because he's so tall and I'm so short we would make normal sized children.
Awkward.
Then she suggested another guy. I swear she kept badgering me about it for most of chemistry. Somehow HWSFRN got in on the conversation. His EXACT words were "Dear God, don't do it."
I seriously want to know why she's trying to shack me up.
Yeah.
I had YAC after school. Beavs and I hit the Dollar Store and then the library. We decorated the Teen Zone.
I thought Beaver would have a little bit more skill in the whole decorating thing.
No.
I guess he's just not femmie enough. I have to admit, he did get better after a while...except for that one present he wrapped...and the fact he threw ornaments in random crevaces.
Then we went to The 'Dub. It was amusing...HWSFRN was working. He was just complaining about the dancing snowman that shakes his butt.
It was hilarious. I called him a hooker and he couldn't do anything because he was working. Beaver asked him an inappropriate question...good times.
Went to the concert after that....well, I left like, 10 minutes into it.
I probably should be studying my chemistry.
Alas, I am watching Family Guy, talking to Horn Boy, and blogging.
Good times.
Besides, all I did this weekend was study. NO JOKE. I woke up at 6:00 am yesterday and studdied a couple hours before church.
So we had the forensics meeting this morning. HWSFRN scared the crap out of me when he snuck up behind me and said he wants me to be "his successor" as captain of the team next year. I'm surprised he doesn't want his golden boy, Random Freshman, to hit that up.
Kinda makes me giggle sometimes.....I think HWSFRN is getting pissed at RF. I'll walk into band and RF'll just make fun of HWSFRN...then when HWSFRN comes in I listen to him talk about how stupid RF is. Hmm.
Oh. So during German Peanuts said she was sorry. For what, I didn't know.
She worked with HWSFRN this weekend...but HE wasn't the one to say something embarrassing about me....it was HER!!!
Okay...so she's trying to get me a boyfriend.
Why? I do not know. She said she wants to "see me happy."
She thinks I need to shack up with Tall Creepy Guy. Her reason? Because he's so tall and I'm so short we would make normal sized children.
Awkward.
Then she suggested another guy. I swear she kept badgering me about it for most of chemistry. Somehow HWSFRN got in on the conversation. His EXACT words were "Dear God, don't do it."
I seriously want to know why she's trying to shack me up.
Yeah.
I had YAC after school. Beavs and I hit the Dollar Store and then the library. We decorated the Teen Zone.
I thought Beaver would have a little bit more skill in the whole decorating thing.
No.
I guess he's just not femmie enough. I have to admit, he did get better after a while...except for that one present he wrapped...and the fact he threw ornaments in random crevaces.
Then we went to The 'Dub. It was amusing...HWSFRN was working. He was just complaining about the dancing snowman that shakes his butt.
It was hilarious. I called him a hooker and he couldn't do anything because he was working. Beaver asked him an inappropriate question...good times.
Went to the concert after that....well, I left like, 10 minutes into it.
I probably should be studying my chemistry.
Alas, I am watching Family Guy, talking to Horn Boy, and blogging.
Good times.
Besides, all I did this weekend was study. NO JOKE. I woke up at 6:00 am yesterday and studdied a couple hours before church.
Friday, December 08, 2006
Unsupervised
This is what happens when all of my friends decide to skip out on pepband all on the same night.
Seriously.
If I would have had ONE person to stop me it wouldn't've happened!
Okay, so Peanuts and Locker Buddy were there, but I kind of lost them somewhere before "Fired Up." I'm sure they would've pretented it.
Hm.
So it started with HWSFRN complaining about putting his pepband music in order.
I just decided I would offer to do it for him. He handed over his pepband folder, concert folder, and flip folder (which still had field show music in it, mind you).
So I took all the little pieces of music and put them in order. I could've stopped there.
No. I put all his music in alphabetical order.
Not a big deal, right?
Anyway.
So Peanuts was mocking me about my "transition phase." My transition lasts somewhere about 1.25 seconds.
Being the stupid, friendless individual that I am, I decided to lay a sit next to HWSFRN and proceed to tell him about my "transition phase."
Which lead to other topics.
Oh, and then HWSFRN and I inducted Chocolate into the "Mint Society."
Chocolate called me ugly...like 8 times. I'm pretty sure he was just joking around (or at least I hope so). I threw popcorn at him. It's just like wow. How many times have I been called ugly/hideous in the past day and a half. I think it's mounting somewhere near 17 times. No joke.
Seriously.
If I would have had ONE person to stop me it wouldn't've happened!
Okay, so Peanuts and Locker Buddy were there, but I kind of lost them somewhere before "Fired Up." I'm sure they would've pretented it.
Hm.
So it started with HWSFRN complaining about putting his pepband music in order.
I just decided I would offer to do it for him. He handed over his pepband folder, concert folder, and flip folder (which still had field show music in it, mind you).
So I took all the little pieces of music and put them in order. I could've stopped there.
No. I put all his music in alphabetical order.
Not a big deal, right?
Anyway.
So Peanuts was mocking me about my "transition phase." My transition lasts somewhere about 1.25 seconds.
Being the stupid, friendless individual that I am, I decided to lay a sit next to HWSFRN and proceed to tell him about my "transition phase."
Which lead to other topics.
Oh, and then HWSFRN and I inducted Chocolate into the "Mint Society."
Chocolate called me ugly...like 8 times. I'm pretty sure he was just joking around (or at least I hope so). I threw popcorn at him. It's just like wow. How many times have I been called ugly/hideous in the past day and a half. I think it's mounting somewhere near 17 times. No joke.
But it's okay because Chocolate is a stripper.
Or something like that.
I have a habit of just reaching over and undoing his watch. Apparently when I do that his pants fly across the room. That's a long story in that makes very little to no sense at all.
Chocolate's mom is insane....but in a good way.
She subbed for Frau Marshall today. She is so freaking random. She went from talking about how to say calculator in German to talking about stray cats in less than a breath.
Then of course she was telling us how to say keg auf Deutsch...and about the never-ending supply of tapped beer. You gotta love Chocolate's mom.
So yesterday we had Mr. Nelson as a sub for Mr. Peterson. Kookie called me ugly. It was hilarious. I was upset, but laughing hysterically. HWSFRN tried to cheer me up. He kept telling me that he would kick Kookie in the nuts to make me stop crying.
...Of course when HWSFRN found out I was mostly laughing and kind of sleeping for a time he was pissed off.
Too bad he showed how much of a nice guy he is. I hugged him and he freaked out.
I love Mr. Peterson.
He gave Kookie additional problem sets for calling me ugly and making me cry.
Mr. Peterson is so weird.
After school I was walking by his room and he ran down the hallway to catch up with me (it was so cute 'cause his daughter was running behind him)
and he stopped me jus to remind me to study. That man is nuts.
Friday, December 01, 2006
Everyone's got a little Captain in 'em.
Where to start.
I guess we'll start with band. So I saw "Carry On My Wayward Son" was on the pepband list for tonight. That is my all-time favorite pep tune. No joke. It was probably one of the best pepband lists Ray K has every come up with.
Hmm.
Oh, so during lunch I was actually informed. For some reason, the topic of conversation came across Chocolate's double-secret middle name. He and I were the only ones who knew it. I do not know why. So everyone was guessing what it is.
It reminds me of a pirate, but he said it's more of a liquor. Which then started the "Everyone's got a little Captain in them." Which is why I have now started calling him Captain Chocolate.
Some of the girls came to the conclusion Chocolate's full name is now ****** Your Mother Scotch Tequilia ******
Hmm. So during English I tried to show off for Betty by busting a move and pretty much busted my face. Seriously. I spun in non-spinning shoes and ended up face-down on the floor. Betty's so sweet. He jumped up and grabbed me to make sure I was okay. Awww.
Um.
Chemistry. We got a work day.
Peanuts and I were in the back of the room talking about how cute we think Mr. Peterson is. Yeah.
So I think he knows. Seriously, that man has crazy, wicked hearing...We're expecting him to just look up one day and be like, "I can HEAR YOU!" We don't talk that quietly.
Okay. So Peanuts and I were insulting Tall Creepy Guy and HWSFRN. Good times. HWSFRN and I were screaming things at eachother....mostly about being a mint. Mr. Peterson was just all like, "Ahh, HWSFRN, you're not allowed to talk anymore!" Oh yeah.
So HWSFRN got in trouble...I just kept firing away insults. I even had the best burn I think I've ever had.
So the topic was of why he's a mint. (inside joke in which I stupidly let him in on.)
So I was all like, "Yeah, you're like Starbucks after coffee mints--little and not very strong." Okay, not the greatest burn, but he wasn't allowed to respond. Greatest moment ever.
So Peanuts and I kept talking. Then we got *** in trouble and he wasn't even doing anything.
We moved onto someone else who got in trouble be cause of us.
THEN another person.
Good times.
We never got yelled at.
Um. I stayed after school for the game. Just kinda pimped out in the band room for a while. Somehow I made it out into the Commons where I was the lone member of the dance team who was setting up our fundraiser table.
Haha. I someone managed to get (Captain) Chocolate to help me. So he and I went into the teacher's lounge to get a table when Awkward Russian Kid just jumped in and grabbed the other end of the table and said he could handle it. I was thinking "Oh, that's sweet!" Then he followed it up with "You girl. You weak."
Wow.
I tried explaining the "Triangles of Funness" to (Captain) Chocolate, but he just made it into a dirty joke. Figures.
Our JV performance wasn't that great.
I just kinda hung out in the band room and took random pictures trying to finish up my camera. Yeah, so when we finally got out to play some hardcore pepband I was seated awkwardly. So I have to sit down to play my French horn, so everyone's standing up and my eyes are at crotch level. Yeah, so (Captain) Chocolate was behind me and every time I went to say something to him I got a face full of awkwardness.
Yeah, then Mr. K was all like, "Oh, skip 'Carry On My Wayward Son." I had a fit. I refused to play "Ashland Loyalty." No joke, I just played random notes in my irate state of mind. Then of course I sang the bugle call thinger at the end of our school song. Oh yeah.
Then it got interesting.
I was showing off my hardcore Chinese splits to anyone who would watch. (Chinese splits are the ones where your legs to out the sides rather than infront/behind)
Um. Our varsity dance sucked. We had like, 5 people off in our middle formation. I was irate...especially since I made that part up!!!
Yeah.
Some time after that, we got back on conversation of the whole Chocolate's middle name. Tent Pitch finally understood the "Captain" reference.
AS IN CAPTAIN MORGAN. He was a sweet name....****** Morgan ******
Oh, and then Captain Chocolate somehow ended up laying face down on a table....three girls (myself included) all raised our hands like we were going to spank him.
And then I did. I spanked Chocolate. He was in shock.
Hmm...I escaped with Peanuts....we went jogging (with a soft "J") and she just laughed and said,
"You do realize you just spanked a teacher's son, right?"
OOOO.
Um. What else?
Ehhh... That's enough details of my life to suffice for the night.
I guess we'll start with band. So I saw "Carry On My Wayward Son" was on the pepband list for tonight. That is my all-time favorite pep tune. No joke. It was probably one of the best pepband lists Ray K has every come up with.
Hmm.
Oh, so during lunch I was actually informed. For some reason, the topic of conversation came across Chocolate's double-secret middle name. He and I were the only ones who knew it. I do not know why. So everyone was guessing what it is.
It reminds me of a pirate, but he said it's more of a liquor. Which then started the "Everyone's got a little Captain in them." Which is why I have now started calling him Captain Chocolate.
Some of the girls came to the conclusion Chocolate's full name is now ****** Your Mother Scotch Tequilia ******
Hmm. So during English I tried to show off for Betty by busting a move and pretty much busted my face. Seriously. I spun in non-spinning shoes and ended up face-down on the floor. Betty's so sweet. He jumped up and grabbed me to make sure I was okay. Awww.
Um.
Chemistry. We got a work day.
Peanuts and I were in the back of the room talking about how cute we think Mr. Peterson is. Yeah.
So I think he knows. Seriously, that man has crazy, wicked hearing...We're expecting him to just look up one day and be like, "I can HEAR YOU!" We don't talk that quietly.
Okay. So Peanuts and I were insulting Tall Creepy Guy and HWSFRN. Good times. HWSFRN and I were screaming things at eachother....mostly about being a mint. Mr. Peterson was just all like, "Ahh, HWSFRN, you're not allowed to talk anymore!" Oh yeah.
So HWSFRN got in trouble...I just kept firing away insults. I even had the best burn I think I've ever had.
So the topic was of why he's a mint. (inside joke in which I stupidly let him in on.)
So I was all like, "Yeah, you're like Starbucks after coffee mints--little and not very strong." Okay, not the greatest burn, but he wasn't allowed to respond. Greatest moment ever.
So Peanuts and I kept talking. Then we got *** in trouble and he wasn't even doing anything.
We moved onto someone else who got in trouble be cause of us.
THEN another person.
Good times.
We never got yelled at.
Um. I stayed after school for the game. Just kinda pimped out in the band room for a while. Somehow I made it out into the Commons where I was the lone member of the dance team who was setting up our fundraiser table.
Haha. I someone managed to get (Captain) Chocolate to help me. So he and I went into the teacher's lounge to get a table when Awkward Russian Kid just jumped in and grabbed the other end of the table and said he could handle it. I was thinking "Oh, that's sweet!" Then he followed it up with "You girl. You weak."
Wow.
I tried explaining the "Triangles of Funness" to (Captain) Chocolate, but he just made it into a dirty joke. Figures.
Our JV performance wasn't that great.
I just kinda hung out in the band room and took random pictures trying to finish up my camera. Yeah, so when we finally got out to play some hardcore pepband I was seated awkwardly. So I have to sit down to play my French horn, so everyone's standing up and my eyes are at crotch level. Yeah, so (Captain) Chocolate was behind me and every time I went to say something to him I got a face full of awkwardness.
Yeah, then Mr. K was all like, "Oh, skip 'Carry On My Wayward Son." I had a fit. I refused to play "Ashland Loyalty." No joke, I just played random notes in my irate state of mind. Then of course I sang the bugle call thinger at the end of our school song. Oh yeah.
Then it got interesting.
I was showing off my hardcore Chinese splits to anyone who would watch. (Chinese splits are the ones where your legs to out the sides rather than infront/behind)
Um. Our varsity dance sucked. We had like, 5 people off in our middle formation. I was irate...especially since I made that part up!!!
Yeah.
Some time after that, we got back on conversation of the whole Chocolate's middle name. Tent Pitch finally understood the "Captain" reference.
AS IN CAPTAIN MORGAN. He was a sweet name....****** Morgan ******
Oh, and then Captain Chocolate somehow ended up laying face down on a table....three girls (myself included) all raised our hands like we were going to spank him.
And then I did. I spanked Chocolate. He was in shock.
Hmm...I escaped with Peanuts....we went jogging (with a soft "J") and she just laughed and said,
"You do realize you just spanked a teacher's son, right?"
OOOO.
Um. What else?
Ehhh... That's enough details of my life to suffice for the night.
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