He who shall forever remain nameless

State: What can I say about it. It friggin' rocked! Alright, so we left at like 9:00 Friday morning. The drive to Madison was four of the best hours of my life. Not the best, but really awesome. I feel that if I was three years older, I would probably be friends with the four seniors that went. Homecoming Queen Candidate was one of them (for those of you who don't know who I'm talking about, think back to Homecoming...who plastered the school in "Vote *****" stuff?). I had to share a bed with her. She's really cool.
Then there was He Who Shall Forever Remain Nameless. There was this guy, and stuff. We didn't fool around or anything, but he payed attention to me, which I haven't had a guy do for so long. I felt incredibly awkward because for the first time in like, 7 months all I could think about was a guy who was not Man-pretty. I mean, He Who Shall Forever Remain Nameless is nothing in comparison, but he was nice to me and that was all I cared about. I'm not saying who he is, or what school he goes to because it's too much.
Anyway, back to Forensics. I got lost in down-town Madison. When we got there we were all attacked by a drunk, homeless man.
I competed and wouldn't look at my paper right away. I rolled it up and walked out. I met up with Homecoming Queen Candidate and I let her look at what I got. Then she accidentally told me that I got a 24!!! A 24 is out of 25. I got a second place as a freshman...which is outstanding!
When I got home, however, it wasn't as cool. My dad and his girlfriend were upset that I went shopping on State Street. Then today, my dad's girlfriend told me "It wouldn't hurt if you lost 10 pounds." Oh, I wanted to scream "HYPOCRIT" so loudly. I mean, my doctor told me that I'm normal weight for someone my height. She's not. It ruined my ever-so-wonderful weekend. Okay, maybe not because now I'm talking to Man-pretty. But he sent me an e-mail saying that this weekend he had a bunch of chicks hitting on him and some chick tried feeling him up! So maybe I shouldn't feel guilty about He Who Shall Forever Remain Nameless!