What I learned today:

1. It is a bad thing to bombard one of your male friends with pick-up lines.
2. Grandpa Stick makes me feel like an ass.
3. Mr. Peterson screams louder than a woman.
4. Never leave your instrument unattended; it may end up wearing a birthday hat.
5. When Beaver and Random Freshman have an argument over whether Big Foot can or cannot climb a tree while you are literally right between them just point, laugh, and say "This is so going in my blog."

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