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"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."
I was singing that song during English today, but I'm not exactly sure as to the reason why.
So I go from randomly saying "Who wears short shorts?" To "Like a virgin..."
I need help.
I've been in a really good mood for the past two days.
Hmmm...
Bob O'Reilly's the teacher who really hates Chuck Norris jokes, but I think I made her laugh a little bit with one. We're reading Julius Caesar and whatnot for class...well, I threw out a Caesar related Chuck joke. At first I thought she was going to send me to the office, but she just stared at me and said, "Why?"
Good times.
I love English. Whenever we have our discussions on what happened in our reading I throw in a few weird words that Reilly kinda gets amused by.
Uggghh, I managed to get my stash of Chuck Norris jokes confiscated. However, I stole them back when The Fool (the only teacher to contribute to a Chuck-off) turned away.
Uggghh.
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jake should be pummeled. its like when the middle school drummers take our sticks and whatnot. they get a noose though
I read on your profile that you dig Napoleon Dynamite...and maybe you don't care, but I thought it was kinda cool, and reading your profile made me think of it...there's a Ben and Jerry's flavor called Neopolitan Dynamite.
I once started singing "super freak" in the middle of a physics lab, when it was all super quiet, and my partners were mocking me for about a week...and then one of them came to school really sugared up and started laughing in the middle of a test because it was raining outside.
just thought I'd say that, like I said, not that you care.
bye now.
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