I really want to expand on this stuff, but I don't have any time now. Maybe later.
Mr. Peterson is growing a beard. Seriously, it's driving me insane.
HWSFRN now wishes to be known as Pretentious Jackass.
I can no longer use the words whore/hooker/ho/slut infront of Mr. Peterson.
Horn Boy is completely okay with my sticking my hands in his sweatshirt.
Horn Boy is actually a 17 year old female...according to MySpace.
Chocolate struts when he walks.
Having small boobs FINALLY is paying off.
I have Badger's (Beaver's little sister) clothes in my locker.
HWSFRN gave *** AIDS, which he got from me.
HWSFRN gave *** AIDS, which he got from Peanuts, who got them from me, but no one can know who exactly I got them from because I'm such a whore. However, Tall Creepy Guy may be the person who gave them to me.
HWSFRN gave *** various strains of AIDS and/or butt herpes because I date raped him.
Same story with 3 actual outcomes.
The moral of the story? There are some things I WON'T do for $25.
Haha. That's a story I would like to get into.