"We'll never be as young as we are right now." --Jim Steinman

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Emo

There was this kid. He said he was 8.
He was one of the most emo people I've met in Wisconsin.
He colored his balloon bat black and brown.
Then he bitched because we didn't have black star stickers.
So what did he do?
Looked out the window and gave evil death-stares to the bubbly little boy who sat across from him who kept saying "Look at my hat. I'm in the first grade."

Seriously.
Even Beaver agreed with me.
This kid was...
scary.

He wasn't commercial Emo. He didn't have the hair, clothes, and bad taste in music. He had the lackadaisical attitude of not giving a shit either way.

1 comment:

think tank said...

What's wrong with kids nowadays? Geesh. He should go and play outside and get some sun or something.