Peanuts and I have this thing when Mr. Peterson tells us to do something we don't want to we say, "Yeah, well you're old." and he ALWAYS says, "I'm--not-----OLD!"
He completely dated himself yesterday with the....
"I'm going to YourSpace and leaving you a message."
Something is seriously wrong with the older generations.
Oh, that's not even the best part.
My homeroom is the best. So that one chick...we'll call Profanity due to the fact she can't speak without dropping an F-bomb or two. Well, she was talking about how she has a boob fetish. Smilie joined in and started talking about how much he loves boobs. At that point, Locker Buddy, who has giant boobs, walked in the door and we all laughed.
Mr. Jasurda usually sits behind his desk and doesn't even pay attention to us. However, he turned his chair around and started to tell us about this old woman he saw at the mall who had the saggiest boobs he's ever seen in his life. He went on to describe how she could have strapped them into her belt.
We laughed so freaking hard.
He just got up and went over to his podium and said "I'm a health teacher. I get to talk about sex all day long." That was actually a little disturbing. Especially the way he said it with the giant smile on his face.
WEIRD
My homeroom is the best. In no other homeroom can you play Guitar Hero II, leave whenever you please, talk about Boobs, play with a real human skeleton, and various other things.
Peanuts and I went into Mr. Hommerding's homeroom and everyone in there either was doing homework or staring at the wall. They're not allowed to talk or anything. That would suck.
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