CotD:Okay, it's not really a joke, but Peanuts posted it on her MySpace bulletin thinger. "Would Lemons have your back in a fight?:duh and she'd bring in Chuck Norris"So people have been giving me A LOT of guy advice lately. Some of it has been amusing and other bits have been anything but helpful. Some of it includes stuff like...- Give up on guys completely (not an option)
- Give up on Random Freshman (I don't want to)
- Ask Random Freshman out (Far too nervous)
- Ask HWSFRN out (NO)
- Become a lesbian (Not happening)
- Become a nun (I'd rather not)
- Find a new guy to like (I can't just stop liking someone and switch over)
- Give Solo a lapdance (I'm still trying to figure out how that helps ME)
- Talk to Random Freshman about how I feel about him (Scary beyond all reason)
As you can tell, none of these options are exactly appealing to me at this time.
The only option I really see as plausible is talking to RF. I thought I might make a really long post explaining things in it, but then I was all like , "Hey, that's really impersonal and other people would read it." (plus I don't even know how often he reads this beast)
I never know when to start "the conversation" No, I do not mean an important one, but one where I can actually tell him what's up and why I'm an idiot around him.
Sometimes I wish I could just curl up into a tiny ball and make it all go away until I have a plan. However, every "plan" I make later turns to mush and then I wing it until I pooch it.
So far that hasn't worked for me, but I'm hoping some day it will...some day soon.
*sigh*