Seriously.
President Poseur was no where to be found after the first few minutes.
Then of course I needed to find our treasurer...so she, Pink Piggy, and I went around the junior homerooms telling people to pay their class dues.
Basically, we walked into a room and I would start listing off reasons why people should do it so I don't hit them in the face.
I love Mr. Peterson.
Why?
Because when I got to his homeroom someone started yelling at me that I was being a bitch and they didn't want to pay $5...oh wait, his dad pretty much owns half the freaking town.
Mr. Peterson was all like, "Mr. *******, please shut up. Mr. *******, enough. Enough."
Then he went off on how I was talking about necessary stuff. Everyone shut up.
Yay for Mr. Peterson being a class advisor!!!
I have a hit list. Some people I actually want to hit in the face...others are just on for show.
- Beaver (he has to be number one for everything)
- Super Glue (he wastes my super glue)
- Ju Freaking Wolf (she doesn't sit directly infront of me anymore)
- Random Freshman (I can't think of a reason, but I know he should be up here)
- President Poseur (He gave hall decorating duties to someone else despite the fact I did it last year)
- My Favorite Blonde (she's my Sudoku buddy)
- My Favorite Blonde's cousin (he won't stop mocking me)
- My Pre-Calc book (that thing needs a good smiting...or a cliff)
- Chocolate (every time I say something to him he just stares at me blankly)
- The people at the fix-musical-instruments-factory (they STILL have Charlie)
- The Beach Boys (Because I LOVE the last...12 or so measures of "Help Me Rhonda")
- Mr. Jasurda (he's too freaking awesome)
- Betty (he's the perfect guy)
- That new guy who looks kinda like Man-pretty (obvious reasons)
- J-J (he's got his license and mocks me about it)
- All the bugs I have to identify for Biology
- Whoever put so many f'ing FRENCH words in the GERMAN language.
Seriously, this last one bothers me. It's German class and I can't even remember how many times Frau Marshall goes "blah...French in origin"
Who cares about san souci and papier.
And remember, I'm going to hit you in the face and/or ovaries.
1 comment:
During development in the womb, babies all start out the same. There are many analagous structures for men and women, but for the life of me I can't remember what the analagous male structure is for ovaries. Could be the testes, but I can't remember for sure.
Random point.
Good thing I didn't make the hit list. You can't hit me from two states away. Ha hah. I win.
Class dues? Geesh. You DO live in the sticks.
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