I'm so glad my job is interesting

Seriously, it is.
I love when my friends come in and do stupid stuff. Like last night, My Favorite Blonde's mom whipped a basket at MFB. I couldn't stop laughing.

For some reason today was hilarious.
Things kept going wrong, but they ended up fixing themselves...so that was cool.

This slightly over middle-age guy called me "honeybuns."
An old man poked me with his cane. No, I don't mean he accidentally nudged me with it...he picked it off the ground and stabbed me in the shoulder with it.
There's a couple that's been comin' in quite a bit in the past week or so...they're amusing. The lady asked if we had socks and came to the register with the socks, tampons, and a pregnancy test.
Her husband FREAKED out. He gave me too much information. Like he had no clue she might be preggers until he saw the "shaker with lines." (an amusing name for pregnancy test)
Then he leaned across the counter and whispered that they were already in the double digits kid-wise and didn't need any more.


Wow.