I have said it many times, and I probably will not stop voicing it. This school sucks. Today they had a sign out that said something about how due to expenses, the temperature in the building will have to be dropped. I know for a fact that for the past few years they have been dropping the temperature a degree or two to save some money, but they've never dropped it so much that they had to post it. The shit part of the deal is that students are not allowed to wear jackets to classes. There are some classes in PHS that are already beyond cold. Mr. Dural's class for example, I remember sitting in that class wearing sweatshirts and still shivering.
I'm losing my mind; I kid you not. You would not believe how many items I have lost, forgotten, or just been unaware of in the past few days.
Yeah, so I guess I should probably describe the post title--clarification is needed for those of you people (I've been told that quite a few people read this, but only a couple actually comment) who are not privileged enough to share a lunch with me.
Beaver decided he was going to get his spit all over my forehead. I think it had something to do with a gum wrapper and hitting me across the head.
The whole HWSFRN and Penis thing is quite funny. Let's start out by saying he has his imfamous calculator that has some games loaded into it. Well, I guess last year some time ZC renamed Tetris so it was called Penis. The part of the story that I witnessed is that HWSFRN just realized there was a game on his calculator called "Penis." Great times.
Yeah, HWSFRN shaved his head--or damn near close to it. I'm not sure if it's fitting or not.
I've decided that it was the right time to start calling Random Freshman by his rightful name (screw the name his parents gave him) in real life. There are actually a few people who actually answer to the names I have given to them! *evil giggle*
He, however, has made the request to be called "Dutch." I have to ponder this one a bit. Very rarely do I use a name that I, myself, did not come up with. I asked him if we could possibly make some sort of compromise with Random Dutch. His response was just to laugh and say he wasn't even Dutch.
I went to get my hair cut today (I'm sure HWSFRN will have something to say about it). I very mush dislike blow dryers and curling irons. To be honest with you, I hate them with a passion. Yet, for some reason when the chick who cuts my hair styles it while using both it always turns out really cute.
I also had my eybrows waxed, so they are now all red and puffy. Fun fun.
Monday, October 10, 2005
Sunday, October 09, 2005
Yay for shopping!
My mom knows how many shoes I have. Yet for some reason she bought me yet another pair. They're really cute, black heels! I made an agreement with myself that in order to get the new ones, I have to get rid of three pairs. Very sad.
I got my pictures from Homecoming developed today as well. So far my pile of pics. to post is somewhere around 17. I'll probably skim it down a bit and post them on Tuesday. I have to admit, some of them turned out quite well.
I also bought the new Franz Ferdinand CD You Could Have it so Much Better. It's a whicked cool CD that you all should buy 'cause I said so. I'm currently teasing Man-pretty with it. He too is a Franz Ferdinand freak. I could be nice and burn it for him.......
A part of one of the songs reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend last night. I won't mention who it is, but they will know who they are. I'll post the best part of the song:
"Fade Together" by Franz Ferdinand
Once you have loved someone this much
You doubt it could fade
Despite how much you'd like it to
God how you'd like it to
You'd like it to fade
I got my pictures from Homecoming developed today as well. So far my pile of pics. to post is somewhere around 17. I'll probably skim it down a bit and post them on Tuesday. I have to admit, some of them turned out quite well.
I also bought the new Franz Ferdinand CD You Could Have it so Much Better. It's a whicked cool CD that you all should buy 'cause I said so. I'm currently teasing Man-pretty with it. He too is a Franz Ferdinand freak. I could be nice and burn it for him.......
A part of one of the songs reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend last night. I won't mention who it is, but they will know who they are. I'll post the best part of the song:
"Fade Together" by Franz Ferdinand
Once you have loved someone this much
You doubt it could fade
Despite how much you'd like it to
God how you'd like it to
You'd like it to fade
Saturday, October 08, 2005
Haha, I guess I had a date to Homecoming....
I screamed so hard during the pep rally that I was starting to lose my voice. It was hilarious the way Dirty Dave (who is not small) kept running around the gym getting people to do the wave. Someone should have seriously taken the microphone away from K-Teach. Yeah, she's the queen, but she's so ditzy. I still can't believe she said that stuff about her butt and chocolate! I love how the football team had the microphone taken away from them because the whole "...Crow was riding our asses during practice!" thing.
Yesterday freaking rocked. The parade was cool and stuff...except for the whole part when I had to march by HWSFRN. He kept telling me that I am a whore. Then of course Man-pretty was involved in it as well. I guess he kinda stuck up for me, but in a weird way by saying I was a "horrible whore."
We had to wear our pimped out marching uniforms and I LOVED it! I seriously think I'm the only one who likes how they look. Of course mine fit me properly unlike most others. The pants were either too short or the crotch was down the person's knees. Mine, however was fine except for the fact that it made a good push-up bra!
After the parade I "randomly" asked who was all going to the dance. Of course I "coincidentally" asked infront of Random Freshman. Somehow I told him I would teach him how to dance. Yeah, that was my way of getting Pink Piggy to actually come to the dance. It worked!
We had to be at the game and dressed by 6:30. I walked through Philly in my uniform, and you would not believe how many people looked at me. The whole field show went really well. I mostly hung out with Beaver and Pink Piggy. I was starting to get really freaked out when I walked up to Man-pretty, HWSFRN, and ZC. Yeah, ZC decided to be an ass and tell HWSFRN that I wanted him in the pants, hardcore, all night long. That one was interesting. To top it all off our football team lost 36-0. How sad is that? That's okay, I still had fun anyhow.
The dance was amusing. After the field show everyone took off their uniforms--except me of course. When we got to the school I took off the pants, but I left the jacket, ruffles, and cumberbun on. I am hereby the second biggest band geek ever! I managed to get a date while I was in line a the door. G-string and I pretended to be a couple to save $2. I think I spent the first 15 minutes of the dance pushing Man-pretty around. I was literally pushing him across the floor because his shoes had NO traction what-so-ever.
People were literally grinding on each other on the dance floor. It was disguesting. Oh wait, then there was the part of the dance when Random Freshman and I were reprimanded by Huftel! What were we doing, you might ask? We were sitting in the corner (two feet apart from each other) talking about how the DJ wasn't playing either of our requests. Of course I see why people should be stopped from doing such things--just wait a while so the couples fondaling each other can finish up with that. Our principal is an idiot.
So far I think the whole Random Freshman/Pink Piggy thing is going quite well. I'd start a conversation with him, include her, leave, and view from across the room as they continued talking.
Pink Piggy kinda got pissed at Man-pretty. He sid that he hates Eminem, and anyone who knows her well knows she's an Eminem freak. Hard to believe, isn't it? Then she said that people shouldn't break up with a person and then be all up on them at a dance. Yeah, both she and Victim think Man-pretty was flirting with me, but he was just being himself.
Of course I took pictures of it all, so I should probably be able to post those next week sometime.
Today kinda sucked. My mom's boyfriend dragged us on a "tour" through Loserville. All I thought about the entire time was how much I miss Dora. I remember always talking to her about how losery Loserville is.
Wow, look back and see how long it took me to describe a small fraction of yesterday. Now look at the small portion on today. lol, that's wonderful.
Yesterday freaking rocked. The parade was cool and stuff...except for the whole part when I had to march by HWSFRN. He kept telling me that I am a whore. Then of course Man-pretty was involved in it as well. I guess he kinda stuck up for me, but in a weird way by saying I was a "horrible whore."
We had to wear our pimped out marching uniforms and I LOVED it! I seriously think I'm the only one who likes how they look. Of course mine fit me properly unlike most others. The pants were either too short or the crotch was down the person's knees. Mine, however was fine except for the fact that it made a good push-up bra!
After the parade I "randomly" asked who was all going to the dance. Of course I "coincidentally" asked infront of Random Freshman. Somehow I told him I would teach him how to dance. Yeah, that was my way of getting Pink Piggy to actually come to the dance. It worked!
We had to be at the game and dressed by 6:30. I walked through Philly in my uniform, and you would not believe how many people looked at me. The whole field show went really well. I mostly hung out with Beaver and Pink Piggy. I was starting to get really freaked out when I walked up to Man-pretty, HWSFRN, and ZC. Yeah, ZC decided to be an ass and tell HWSFRN that I wanted him in the pants, hardcore, all night long. That one was interesting. To top it all off our football team lost 36-0. How sad is that? That's okay, I still had fun anyhow.
The dance was amusing. After the field show everyone took off their uniforms--except me of course. When we got to the school I took off the pants, but I left the jacket, ruffles, and cumberbun on. I am hereby the second biggest band geek ever! I managed to get a date while I was in line a the door. G-string and I pretended to be a couple to save $2. I think I spent the first 15 minutes of the dance pushing Man-pretty around. I was literally pushing him across the floor because his shoes had NO traction what-so-ever.
People were literally grinding on each other on the dance floor. It was disguesting. Oh wait, then there was the part of the dance when Random Freshman and I were reprimanded by Huftel! What were we doing, you might ask? We were sitting in the corner (two feet apart from each other) talking about how the DJ wasn't playing either of our requests. Of course I see why people should be stopped from doing such things--just wait a while so the couples fondaling each other can finish up with that. Our principal is an idiot.
So far I think the whole Random Freshman/Pink Piggy thing is going quite well. I'd start a conversation with him, include her, leave, and view from across the room as they continued talking.
Pink Piggy kinda got pissed at Man-pretty. He sid that he hates Eminem, and anyone who knows her well knows she's an Eminem freak. Hard to believe, isn't it? Then she said that people shouldn't break up with a person and then be all up on them at a dance. Yeah, both she and Victim think Man-pretty was flirting with me, but he was just being himself.
Of course I took pictures of it all, so I should probably be able to post those next week sometime.
Today kinda sucked. My mom's boyfriend dragged us on a "tour" through Loserville. All I thought about the entire time was how much I miss Dora. I remember always talking to her about how losery Loserville is.
Wow, look back and see how long it took me to describe a small fraction of yesterday. Now look at the small portion on today. lol, that's wonderful.
Thursday, October 06, 2005
The bonfire
Okay, so Beaver was right even before I knew he was. Gosh, Beaver, you're so full of wisdomosity.
HWSFRN and I were shoving each other quite a lot. He has now decided to call me a whore instead of a midget. I kinda pantsed him...he was wearing three layers, so it didn't do much.
Yeah, so I was kinda throwing myself at him a little bit. I'm not even sure if he was flirting back or just being a dick.
Grrrr......
I accidentally dropped Beaver while I was trying to give him a piggy-back ride. Oops. Then of course Man-pretty gave him one...then gave me one. I wanted to say something about me stradaling him, but I didn't.
HOMECOMING IS TOMORROW!!!
HWSFRN and I were shoving each other quite a lot. He has now decided to call me a whore instead of a midget. I kinda pantsed him...he was wearing three layers, so it didn't do much.
Yeah, so I was kinda throwing myself at him a little bit. I'm not even sure if he was flirting back or just being a dick.
Grrrr......
I accidentally dropped Beaver while I was trying to give him a piggy-back ride. Oops. Then of course Man-pretty gave him one...then gave me one. I wanted to say something about me stradaling him, but I didn't.
HOMECOMING IS TOMORROW!!!
Beaver the stud and Lemons the pimp
I am hereby THE PIMP. Okay, maybe not, but I had Beaver on one side and G-string on the other.
Beaver, on the other hand is a stud. Seriously, I mean there had to be close to ten girls surrounding him (about half of which are his girlfriends so I hear ;)... )
Uggghh. So if you haven't already heard, I got a 94% on my chemistry exam!!! Mr. Peterson was passing them back today and he was like, "Excellent Sophomore." I felt really bad because I only had 7 wrong, but the girl behind me had 37 wrong. On the bright side, I did better than He Who Shall Forever Remain Nameless!
Okay, funny story in chemistry today:
Kookie is HWSFRN's best friend or whatever and they sit next to each other and stuff. Well, Kookie took HWSFRN's calculator and was playing with it; well, he found my e-mail address written on a post-it stuck on the inside. For some dumb reason, Kookie thought he was playing with Mr. P's calculator and asked what kind of "Kinky, illegal ****" was going on. He gave me the paper with my e-mail on it and put the calculator down. Sometime during the class HWSFRN picked it up and was all like "Where did it go? What happened to Lemons' e-mail I had in here? Kookie, did you take it?" Kookie found it hilarious that I had given HWSFRN my e-mail, but he found it more appropriate than my giving it to Mr. Peterson--although I guess it was more disturbing to him. HWSFRN asked for the paper back and said that he kept forgetting to bring it home so he could add me to his friends list. I guess he really wanted it or whatever...... Okay, it wasn't so funny telling it, but it really was.
Uggghh, okay, so I was sitting (actually defrosting from being outside during band in like 30 degree weather) at our table during lunch and I realized something. I don't even know why the thought popped into my head, but HWSFRN looked really cute today. As soon as I had that thought go through my head he came running up behind me and starting declaring how tiny I am. Duh. Obviously, I ran after him. Pig Tails (Peanuts' boyfriend) grabbed him so I could hit him or whatever. I laughed and walked away. Very amusing.
We had two hours of goof off during the Homecoming games. Yeah, the sophomores lost everything. I seriously mean EVERYTHING. We should have won the window decorating because the freshmen can't spell the word "make." (Beaver, didn't you paint the window....?) Yeah, Mrs. R claims that we lost hall decorating because there was a piece of paper that had "Kick their butts" underneath a bunch of balloons. The only part you could see was the "Ki" part.
I sat and watched Boys Volleyball with Beav-A-Lot, G-string, and a few other freshmen, but then Pink Piggy, Victim and I decided to head out. We went outside and watched a little bit of Powder-puff Football and saw HWSFRN and Kookie. Victim decided she was going to ask HWSFRN if he would go out with me....I ran away. I guess she started screaming his name to get his attention, saw my reaction, and then abandoned the idea. Thank goodness.
Tonight's the bon fire! I'm going to the soccer game before hand to cheer for Betty alone! Okay, so maybe I'll cheer for Beaver if he plays varsity tonight. It should be fun being around all the soccer guys because we all know what I think of them ;). Uggghh, does HWSFRN play varsity? I can't remember. Maybe he'll be gone by the time I get there....
Batman's Bitch gets to light the bon fire because K-Teach is at an away volleyball game.
Oh, and I was right, Man-pretty did wear his kilt to school today. Pink Piggy almost threw up when she saw his legs. His legs aren't that bad, but she thinks they are.
Beaver, on the other hand is a stud. Seriously, I mean there had to be close to ten girls surrounding him (about half of which are his girlfriends so I hear ;)... )
Uggghh. So if you haven't already heard, I got a 94% on my chemistry exam!!! Mr. Peterson was passing them back today and he was like, "Excellent Sophomore." I felt really bad because I only had 7 wrong, but the girl behind me had 37 wrong. On the bright side, I did better than He Who Shall Forever Remain Nameless!
Okay, funny story in chemistry today:
Kookie is HWSFRN's best friend or whatever and they sit next to each other and stuff. Well, Kookie took HWSFRN's calculator and was playing with it; well, he found my e-mail address written on a post-it stuck on the inside. For some dumb reason, Kookie thought he was playing with Mr. P's calculator and asked what kind of "Kinky, illegal ****" was going on. He gave me the paper with my e-mail on it and put the calculator down. Sometime during the class HWSFRN picked it up and was all like "Where did it go? What happened to Lemons' e-mail I had in here? Kookie, did you take it?" Kookie found it hilarious that I had given HWSFRN my e-mail, but he found it more appropriate than my giving it to Mr. Peterson--although I guess it was more disturbing to him. HWSFRN asked for the paper back and said that he kept forgetting to bring it home so he could add me to his friends list. I guess he really wanted it or whatever...... Okay, it wasn't so funny telling it, but it really was.
Uggghh, okay, so I was sitting (actually defrosting from being outside during band in like 30 degree weather) at our table during lunch and I realized something. I don't even know why the thought popped into my head, but HWSFRN looked really cute today. As soon as I had that thought go through my head he came running up behind me and starting declaring how tiny I am. Duh. Obviously, I ran after him. Pig Tails (Peanuts' boyfriend) grabbed him so I could hit him or whatever. I laughed and walked away. Very amusing.
We had two hours of goof off during the Homecoming games. Yeah, the sophomores lost everything. I seriously mean EVERYTHING. We should have won the window decorating because the freshmen can't spell the word "make." (Beaver, didn't you paint the window....?) Yeah, Mrs. R claims that we lost hall decorating because there was a piece of paper that had "Kick their butts" underneath a bunch of balloons. The only part you could see was the "Ki" part.
I sat and watched Boys Volleyball with Beav-A-Lot, G-string, and a few other freshmen, but then Pink Piggy, Victim and I decided to head out. We went outside and watched a little bit of Powder-puff Football and saw HWSFRN and Kookie. Victim decided she was going to ask HWSFRN if he would go out with me....I ran away. I guess she started screaming his name to get his attention, saw my reaction, and then abandoned the idea. Thank goodness.
Tonight's the bon fire! I'm going to the soccer game before hand to cheer for Betty alone! Okay, so maybe I'll cheer for Beaver if he plays varsity tonight. It should be fun being around all the soccer guys because we all know what I think of them ;). Uggghh, does HWSFRN play varsity? I can't remember. Maybe he'll be gone by the time I get there....
Batman's Bitch gets to light the bon fire because K-Teach is at an away volleyball game.
Oh, and I was right, Man-pretty did wear his kilt to school today. Pink Piggy almost threw up when she saw his legs. His legs aren't that bad, but she thinks they are.
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Coronation
I walked into school again today and saw the same thing as yesterday: people taking down decorations. Well, one guy was just popping balloons, so I walked up to him and told him off. Well, he just laughed at me, so I slapped him; not very hard of course, but still. I was pissed.
Yeah, we had Homecoming Coronation today and I totally spaced about it. Pink Piggy and I were walking down the hall when I noticed Batman's Bitch was all dressed up (in other words, not wearing a football jersey). I had somehow known he was elligible for king but just didn't comprehend it.
Anyway, he won king, which was cool because he's cool. He crowned K-Teach as queen and they gave speeches. Batman's Bitch was hilarious. I can't remember exactly what he said, but it was something along the lines of "I know you're all thinking that our football team sucks and we haven't won a game all season--you're right. However, we might actually have a chance to win Homecoming...for the first time in five years. Yeah....."
Was I the only one who noticed how ditzy K-Teach is? She started mumbling about how unfair it is that the fire is on a day that isn't conveinent for her. Then she said she loves chocolate....
I think K-Teach is really nice, but I'm positive she only won because she's really pretty. I still think Giggle should have won.
The Fool is an idiot. He thought we were on O.P. schedule today, so we were in the simulator 15 minutes after the bell rang. After he realized it he just left to his next class and left us there. Yeah, being 15 minutes late to chemistry wasn't cool. Oh crap, I have a huge exam in that class tomorrow. I, for some reason unknown to me, cannot physically memorize Plank's Constant! I think it may be 6.626 * 10^-34 or something. That would be cool if I was right!
So this girl in one of my classes asked me about my boyfriend today. I was slightly confused considering the fact that I do not have one! I guess she thought Beaver and I were....yeah. Slightly amusing.
Oh, and the I guess Victim told Shop Buddy that he and I should go out. I was so angered and he was confused.
Yeah, I got a bunch of information on class rings today. They are so freaking huge! I just want to get something small with my name on it. Yeah, my mom feels old now. We even had to dig out her class ring.
Yeah, we had Homecoming Coronation today and I totally spaced about it. Pink Piggy and I were walking down the hall when I noticed Batman's Bitch was all dressed up (in other words, not wearing a football jersey). I had somehow known he was elligible for king but just didn't comprehend it.
Anyway, he won king, which was cool because he's cool. He crowned K-Teach as queen and they gave speeches. Batman's Bitch was hilarious. I can't remember exactly what he said, but it was something along the lines of "I know you're all thinking that our football team sucks and we haven't won a game all season--you're right. However, we might actually have a chance to win Homecoming...for the first time in five years. Yeah....."
Was I the only one who noticed how ditzy K-Teach is? She started mumbling about how unfair it is that the fire is on a day that isn't conveinent for her. Then she said she loves chocolate....
I think K-Teach is really nice, but I'm positive she only won because she's really pretty. I still think Giggle should have won.
The Fool is an idiot. He thought we were on O.P. schedule today, so we were in the simulator 15 minutes after the bell rang. After he realized it he just left to his next class and left us there. Yeah, being 15 minutes late to chemistry wasn't cool. Oh crap, I have a huge exam in that class tomorrow. I, for some reason unknown to me, cannot physically memorize Plank's Constant! I think it may be 6.626 * 10^-34 or something. That would be cool if I was right!
So this girl in one of my classes asked me about my boyfriend today. I was slightly confused considering the fact that I do not have one! I guess she thought Beaver and I were....yeah. Slightly amusing.
Oh, and the I guess Victim told Shop Buddy that he and I should go out. I was so angered and he was confused.
Yeah, I got a bunch of information on class rings today. They are so freaking huge! I just want to get something small with my name on it. Yeah, my mom feels old now. We even had to dig out her class ring.
Monday, October 03, 2005
We worked hard, but I'm glad you had fun pulling it all down!
I'm not even sure what to think about today because it was good and bad all at the same time. First off, I walked into school and found a bunch of SOPHOMORE guys taring down decorations in the SOPHOMORE hallway. School hadn't even started and I was uber pissed! I mean, you could visually tell who the people who helped with decorating were: they were the ones picking up the pieces and sticking them back on the walls. The bitter losers, however, said our hallway sucked and started popping all the balloons. The greatest part was that President Poseur, the ever-so-wonderful class president, was one of them!!!
Back when we were still dating, I let Man-pretty borrow one of my CDs which he claimed to absolutely love. He gave it back today (four months later) and claimed to have hated it. Whatever.
He Who Shall Forever Remain Nameless was being an idiot during chemistry. Last Friday, Mr. Peterson let us play with corn starch and water. Well, he forgot to put it away, so all this mold was all up on it. HWSFRN decided to write his name in it like the idiot he is. I actually asked him if he would be willing to try out for the dance team just ask a joke. His reaction was priceless. Then of course, he threatened to punt me. He kept making a motion to show it as well! Douche bag.
Every year I have to march next to someone different. I seriously think Mr. Knihtila hates me. Why, you may ask? Here is who I am placed next to...
Man-pretty, He Who Shall Forever Remain Nameless, Shop Buddy, J-J, Whelk Boy's brother, and Random Freshman (much to Pink Piggy's dislike).
The good news is that this year we're playing a song that makes it easier to stay in step--Yay for "Carry on Wayward Son" and "Joy to the world!"
I always thought that during tests and quizzes it was supposed to be quiet. I guess not in English 10. My stupid remote wasn't working, so it took me freaking forever to finish, but everyone else would not shut up. Even Mrs. R's teacher's assistant was screaming across the room. The best part? I was the one who was reprimanded for it.
I'm really not sure why, but Batman's Bitch looked really cute today. I also realized that whenever he says ANYTHING, almost all the girls in the class start giggling. I kid you not. He started up with the "bootlick" thing again (kinda obvious considering my last post).
Oh, and a special thanks to Dora for making me feel like an even bigger dork. Okay, so during lunch, I was just sitting there talking to Pink Piggy when Perfume (who in their right mind names their daughter after their favorite perfume?) came up to me, gave me a book, and said, "Dora told me to give this to you because you're at the library a lot."
Of course then I realized I am at the library quite a lot more than the average person.
Back when we were still dating, I let Man-pretty borrow one of my CDs which he claimed to absolutely love. He gave it back today (four months later) and claimed to have hated it. Whatever.
He Who Shall Forever Remain Nameless was being an idiot during chemistry. Last Friday, Mr. Peterson let us play with corn starch and water. Well, he forgot to put it away, so all this mold was all up on it. HWSFRN decided to write his name in it like the idiot he is. I actually asked him if he would be willing to try out for the dance team just ask a joke. His reaction was priceless. Then of course, he threatened to punt me. He kept making a motion to show it as well! Douche bag.
Every year I have to march next to someone different. I seriously think Mr. Knihtila hates me. Why, you may ask? Here is who I am placed next to...
Man-pretty, He Who Shall Forever Remain Nameless, Shop Buddy, J-J, Whelk Boy's brother, and Random Freshman (much to Pink Piggy's dislike).
The good news is that this year we're playing a song that makes it easier to stay in step--Yay for "Carry on Wayward Son" and "Joy to the world!"
I always thought that during tests and quizzes it was supposed to be quiet. I guess not in English 10. My stupid remote wasn't working, so it took me freaking forever to finish, but everyone else would not shut up. Even Mrs. R's teacher's assistant was screaming across the room. The best part? I was the one who was reprimanded for it.
I'm really not sure why, but Batman's Bitch looked really cute today. I also realized that whenever he says ANYTHING, almost all the girls in the class start giggling. I kid you not. He started up with the "bootlick" thing again (kinda obvious considering my last post).
Oh, and a special thanks to Dora for making me feel like an even bigger dork. Okay, so during lunch, I was just sitting there talking to Pink Piggy when Perfume (who in their right mind names their daughter after their favorite perfume?) came up to me, gave me a book, and said, "Dora told me to give this to you because you're at the library a lot."
Of course then I realized I am at the library quite a lot more than the average person.
Bessy has been bootlicked
Bootlicked doesn't really fit in there, but Batman's Bitch thinks it fits in almost any sentence. An example is "Do you want to go bootlickin'?" He just asked me that, but I'm not sure what he meant....
The only reason I am posting now is becaue I found a way to beat Bessy and post while at school. However, this computer is very slow, so I will continue about my exciting day later on tonight.
I guess I have write my paper or be bootlicked. I really want to tell him what that means, but I think he might get upset, so I'll continue to let him use it randomly.
The only reason I am posting now is becaue I found a way to beat Bessy and post while at school. However, this computer is very slow, so I will continue about my exciting day later on tonight.
I guess I have write my paper or be bootlicked. I really want to tell him what that means, but I think he might get upset, so I'll continue to let him use it randomly.
Sunday, October 02, 2005
Suck fest and happy feelings
I'm angered by Beaver's dad, so I will post about it. For those of you who haven't heard me complain yet, Beaver's dad will not allow him to try-out for the dance team. I doubt we'll have any guys this year because Shop Buddy REALLY doesn't want to do it. Maybe I could convince He Who Shall Forever Remain Nameless--now that's a funny image right there! I could always try to recrute Grandpa Stick and his "flawless" body. Gosh, he's so full of himself. Will someone please remind me of what I saw in him? Friday he was running around the band room telling people he had as "butt flap" in his football uniform (I should just stick to soccer players). Is it me, or does he seriously look like he's high all the time? Just a question. Maybe it's the fact that he wears contacts now and his face just looks empty. Jo thinks that he looks studly without his glasses. YEAH RIGHT!
The good news is that the new Franz Ferdinand CD comes out tomorrow! More bad news is that I probably won't be able to go anywhere to buy it in like a month. Very sad.
Face Paint, your comment was freaking hilarious. It made me giggle.
Oh, and for those of you have not yet heard--Man-pretty is an idiot. Okay, so during the fight we had last week we both said some nasty things, and I'm pretty sure we both regret some of them. Well, he has been trying to suck up to me (kinda). He's been quite nice. Well, I guess he found out about Mr. Mystery and is jealous. He kept asking me questions about how I know him and stuff like that. Very interesting. Victim and I have come to the conclusion that he doesn't like the fact that I'm giving another guy attention....
The good news is that the new Franz Ferdinand CD comes out tomorrow! More bad news is that I probably won't be able to go anywhere to buy it in like a month. Very sad.
Face Paint, your comment was freaking hilarious. It made me giggle.
Oh, and for those of you have not yet heard--Man-pretty is an idiot. Okay, so during the fight we had last week we both said some nasty things, and I'm pretty sure we both regret some of them. Well, he has been trying to suck up to me (kinda). He's been quite nice. Well, I guess he found out about Mr. Mystery and is jealous. He kept asking me questions about how I know him and stuff like that. Very interesting. Victim and I have come to the conclusion that he doesn't like the fact that I'm giving another guy attention....
Saturday, October 01, 2005
Virginity
Today I was reading a book that said "Virginity is the special gift you can only give once--present it cautiously."
An anonymous friend of mine called me today and we had an interesting conversation. I picked up the phone and I heard "***** and I had sex last night! I finally lost my virginity!!!" Oh my. I love this girl dearly, and she knows it. I do not frown upon what she decides to do because I know she is responsible. The part that freaked me out is that she is two MONTHS older than I am. Oh, and if she is reading this...YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT DICK HEAD!!!
I guess virginity is the theme of the day.
Okay, so Kahne Freak and I were goofing off in the lab yesterday, and for some reason we were on the badger page. We found a link to another page that had all these stupid cartoons. I wanted to watch the stupidest one ever. It was great.
What did I get from it?
"And then he died, which was fortunate for me because he stopped hassaling me." It was so stupid. This lady was using her cat as a machine gun and the cat asked her to stop.
An anonymous friend of mine called me today and we had an interesting conversation. I picked up the phone and I heard "***** and I had sex last night! I finally lost my virginity!!!" Oh my. I love this girl dearly, and she knows it. I do not frown upon what she decides to do because I know she is responsible. The part that freaked me out is that she is two MONTHS older than I am. Oh, and if she is reading this...YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT DICK HEAD!!!
I guess virginity is the theme of the day.
Okay, so Kahne Freak and I were goofing off in the lab yesterday, and for some reason we were on the badger page. We found a link to another page that had all these stupid cartoons. I wanted to watch the stupidest one ever. It was great.
What did I get from it?
"And then he died, which was fortunate for me because he stopped hassaling me." It was so stupid. This lady was using her cat as a machine gun and the cat asked her to stop.
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