Beaver's connections in the German Mafia

The Chuck of the Day:
"Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding."

I would like to announce I GOT A JOB!!! Yay! I start working at the dollar store Sunday. *woot woot*

The duet J-J and I screwed up managed a third. I never thought I would be happy to see a third. It was a good thing J-J wasn't at school today otherwise I probably would have kissed him or something...again. Although, last time I kissed him on the cheek, it didn't even phase him.

Beaver has connections in the German Mafia, so watch out.

Uggghh, I was walking down sophomore hall when I noticed Beaver's brother loitering around like a loitering guy. I really didn't pay very much attention because I do not talk to Beaver's older brother.
Anyway, I walked into the lab and thought, "Hey, there's Beaver's brother....wait...Beaver's brother is in the hall.......BEAVER!!!" Sadly Beaver resembles his older brother...except for the fact Beaver is far more adorable in his Beaverlike ways.
Stalin shaved my Beaver.
During advanced algebra I was playing with the one curl Stalin left for me. Beaver's whole head is flattened except a few curls. *sigh* No offense to Beaver.

I have come to the conclusion Random Freshman is prettier than I am.
Seriously.
If you strapped a wig on that boy he would be beautiful. He has clear blue eyes, high cheek bones, a slender face, full lips, pale skin, rosey cheeks and all that fem. stuff.
I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but wow.
I let Pink Piggy in on my discover, and we spent a vast majority of band staring at him and HWSFRN complaining about how they received the shaft on their duet.
Pink Piggy had to drag me up to RF so we could look at him more closely. We just kept going back and forth with "I don't see it....well, a little in his eyes....it's there I guess."
Then of course he kept staring at us screaming "What are you guys looking at? What's in my eyes?"
I felt bad when he got all selfconcious bout his "bald spot"...then his scar on his forehead (which I assured him was hot how he had a scar on his face that didn't totally disfigure him), and then his chin.
He really is a pretty boy. Literally.
I mean, I'm not trying to put him down, I honestly think he's very attractive (Beaver, shut up--he is).
I've always thought he was a little cutie.